A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
by Iamadr June 26, 2021
Get the NeedTeej Disordermug. A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experience and may sometimes have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult and may sometimes be aggressive from displacement
by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018
Get the sexual personality disordermug. When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
Get the obsessive come-post-it disordermug. You have a very unhealthy obsession with memes.
by Anonymous Cheese Bag November 15, 2019
Get the Chronic Memes Disordermug. An anxiety disorder similar to PTSD affecting 3D Artists, digital modellers and CAD designers caused by stressful or distressing 3D modelling experiences.
Someone with PTMD often relives the traumatic event through dreams and flashbacks, and may experience feelings of isolation, irritability and guilt.
This particularly manifests as an adverse reaction to songs heard during the event which trigger flashbacks and is thought to affect approximately 1 in 1 people who experience modelling trauma.
Sufferers may also have problems sleeping, such as insomnia, and find concentrating difficult.
Someone with PTMD often relives the traumatic event through dreams and flashbacks, and may experience feelings of isolation, irritability and guilt.
This particularly manifests as an adverse reaction to songs heard during the event which trigger flashbacks and is thought to affect approximately 1 in 1 people who experience modelling trauma.
Sufferers may also have problems sleeping, such as insomnia, and find concentrating difficult.
"Every time I hear that song, it triggers my PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder). I'm transported back to trying to resolve that corner"
"I couldn't sleep last night - PTMD. All I saw when I closed my eyes was vertices"
"I couldn't sleep last night - PTMD. All I saw when I closed my eyes was vertices"
by nuddyrap February 13, 2019
Get the PTMD (Post-traumatic Modelling Disorder)mug. by Pijab mahmud April 19, 2018
Get the anal disordermug. ‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
Get the autistic bean disordermug.