Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow

Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy

by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

Where’s Dildo?

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.

Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.

by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020

double-sided dildo

Yum

Pack double-sided dildo is really fun

by anonymous October 29, 2020

Dora dildo voodoo

You get bad luck / voodoo when you don’t reply to a text or question from Doras dildo you can even ask chun.maraj her hair stylist came late and didn’t finish her hair.

You didn’t reply to Doras dildo text!! Your going to get Dora dildo voodoo on you for 24 hours

by Doras dildo November 6, 2020

Dildo

Ur moms secret toy in her dresser

“Omg, look what I found in my moms dresser , it’s big a and pink.”
“That’s a dildo”

by Imsobasicdude December 30, 2020

Dildo

A tool used to make tacos better

I used a dildo to help make tacos faster

by DurkaDurk23145876 January 27, 2021