Hall Of Fame Defense

The Take Down Gang Ally Way.

TDG plays Hall Of Fame Defense

by keke032 January 6, 2024

Department of Defense

Department of

Department of Defense,

Department of Health & Human Services
Department of Labor

Department of Agriculture
Department of Veterans Affairs
Department of Interior
Department of Transportation
Department of Justice
Department of Education
Dept of Housing & Urban Development Department of Homeland Security Department of Energy
Department of Treasury
Department of State
Department of Commerce

U.S. Marine Corps, Department of Navy & Department of the Army. Department of Defense, Department of Natural Resources AKA Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful BKA Blue Heron Learning Center also a job of the Law of Nature. City of Ridgeland, SCDNR, USMC

Department of Defense, as the U.S. Military Spouse, Military Brat, Military Dependent, Military Cadet and Civilian Military

by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, February 4, 2024

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

the Hunter Defense

As zainy of a legal defense as Bird Law, the Hunter Defense is when you know the outcome, but refuse to acknowledge it, because it did not go in your own favor.

Garrett used the Hunter Defense when questioned about losing a foot race to a slow white guy, so he could avoid lifelong embarrassment.

by Matthew2131 February 23, 2024

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Fort Knox defensive

When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.

Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”

by na-meme42 April 21, 2024