dave

a cat

dave is a cat

by professionel May 22, 2023

Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

Daving

The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.

The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.

Or

'Kelly was really daving last night.

by Wellwellwellhotsailourboy February 23, 2014

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016

Dave Minter

The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.

"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"

by Debitcard27 November 10, 2016

Dave-An

A man named Dave who secretly wants to be a woman, brought on by the feelings of seeing his doppelganger of the opposite sex (Megan). Combination of the name Dave and Megan.

Man, Dave has really made a good gender transition to Dave-An.

by -Wilf- September 24, 2021

Dave

retard

Dave is a retard

by The Government of Philippines August 11, 2023