Sloppy Dallas

When you get head but the giver has a FAT lip of dip in

Josh: “Hey, I got my first sloppy Dallas from Sarah last night!”
Mike: “That’s great! My cousin always does a good job doesn’t she?”

by EpicManAdam October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Hey cousin want a sloppy Dallas?

by Pur94t0ry October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of sucking someone off with a mouthful of dip, thus covering the recipient in tobacco. Move pioneered by youtuber Sniping Soup.

I can't believe I finally convinced my sister to give me a sloppy Dallas! Now my dick can get mouth cancer!

by Ythaenagor October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When the giver of a blowjob has a mouth full of tobacco chewing dip and instead of spitting they use their saliva to lube the shaft of the recipient.

Person 1: did you hear about the new girl?
Person 2: no, what about her?
Person1: She gives the best sloppy Dallases around!

by King.boiii October 15, 2020

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A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Greg: “wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”

by Conk Adonk October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl packs a massive lip of dip and gives her honky a blowjob

"Why do you keep grabbing your crotch, did you put you nards in the dip can again?"

"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"

by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020