double dutch

Jumping into a conversation that you were not invited to.

You and your friends are talking about something and you see that person that always has his/her two cents to add in or just wants to be involved in the conversation. He/she hovers around for a second looking for their opportunity to jump in. When you least expect it they double dutch right in and take control of the conversation.

by charles bundler September 19, 2013

double dog dalmation

when a man fold his erection in two and shoves it into the girls vagina or ass

girl: ow! that really hurts!

man: Thats because im double dog dalmationing the fuck out of you!

by Cody Renner February 18, 2009

Double Depression

When a person is diagnosed with depression only to learn that they cant afford the antidepressants that the doctor has prescribed.

I went to the doctor, he says that I am depressed. So I take my prescription to the pharmacy, only to find out that I cant afford the medication. I have double depression.

by Robyn Bankx January 11, 2011

Double drink

When you take a drink of something, but then realize it wasn't what you were expecting.

I took a drink of my 7-up, but then realized it was water. Talk about a double drink!

Man: Why does this pepsi taste like milk?
Friend: Take another drink man, you got Double Drink'd!

by NightdesertHawkManguy August 14, 2011

double deuce

First Defintion: When someone wears underwear and then turns them inside out and wears them the next day.

Second Definition: Imagine one sitting taking a shit, he thinks he's done, reaches for the toilet paper and then has another full shitting session. A double deuce!

"Why is there a skidmark on the outside of your panties?" You double deucer!

"Sorry it took so long, I had a double deuce."

by LSZ,SJZ,JSS April 19, 2006

double decker

While taking a duece you realize you need to puke. You cannot reposition yourself so you puke while duecing, therefore you are flowing from both floors, the double decker.

I just busted out a double decker.

by Jon S. April 19, 2004

double dipped

A term used to describe an over weight individual.

That chick is double dipped!

by CaptAmazin April 21, 2005