Rusty Crutch

Some one who cant wipe the blood stains of their genitals.

I wanted to eat the female ginger ninja out, but i was unsure if it was pubic hair or her rusty crutch.

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Crunchy

One who is brunette but blonde on the inside.

She says the stupidest things, she is such ac crunchy.

by Maz December 13, 2004

crunchy

A term used to describe the overly moussed, crispy hair of a chola or chula.

Did you see Maria Conchita's hair? Girl, it is so crunchy that it looks like she dipped it in some fabric stiffener!

by chicago's smartest June 3, 2007

Crunchy

One who is nasty and doesn't care much for themelves. Kind of close to crusty, because bad higene is included in all that is crunchy. Cause if you crusty, you crunchy.

Denise is so crunchy, so doesn't care one bit bout how ho-y sleeping with the football team is. She just nasty!

by Comput4r Pr3z October 8, 2005

people are crunchy

A phrase complete retards use to describe people that are smarter, brighter, superior well even ferrets are smarter, brighter, superior than them.

Man People Are Crunchy

by Frank Sack April 25, 2006

crunch-potch

A fucking crotch punch.

S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."

K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!

by The Dapper Gentleman July 30, 2008

Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.

Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.

by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012