Couch crotch

When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.

I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.

I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.

by Lilbritt October 22, 2018

Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."

"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."

by JSpaulding August 10, 2024

Golden Couch

1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.

2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.

1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!

2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.

by Meatlover42069 November 29, 2019

Couch

A seductive looking object for a certain conservative vice president.

Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

couch twerk

A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.

I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.

by Star Platinum April 25, 2014

Fiend on the couch

Someone with a high level of awareness & wisdom in a particular field or fields that you have handy to test products for you and provide critical feedback to help you come to an educated decision

Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch

by MacWhite7 May 12, 2024

Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.

Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.

by Staichen March 30, 2024