1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.
2. A teabag with fecal matter
2. A teabag with fecal matter
I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.
by Gags730 October 13, 2014
Get the Dirty Coffee Filtermug. A euphemisn for anal sex. Originally defined as any homosexual activity, the term grew to mean any type of anal sex in general. (Hetrosexual or otherwise).
Designed to allow those who engage in the act to talk about their sexual exploits in relative secrecy around people unaware of the definition. Although has become less effective as it has spread to be fairly commonly known in its city of origin. Melbourne, Australia.
Berocca itself is a tablet soluble in water that contains vitamins and is used to aid general health and well being. It is popular as a hangover preventative or cure.
Designed to allow those who engage in the act to talk about their sexual exploits in relative secrecy around people unaware of the definition. Although has become less effective as it has spread to be fairly commonly known in its city of origin. Melbourne, Australia.
Berocca itself is a tablet soluble in water that contains vitamins and is used to aid general health and well being. It is popular as a hangover preventative or cure.
Scenario 1
Christian: Dude way to much berocca in my coffee this morning.
David: You shouldn't mix berocca and coffee that would taste terrible!
Christian: No dude, I mean I had my ass pounded like a freight train and can't walk straight, duh.
David: Oh I get it, the coffee is your butt, and berocca is a black man's penis. You gay guys crack me up with your crazy words.
Scenario 2
Mary: (on a crowded train) Wow I got some serious berocca in my coffee last night.
Julia: Oh yeah, who's the lucky barista?
Stranger: Do you girls mind!? I don't need or want to hear about how much berocca you got last night. Jeez.
Christian: Dude way to much berocca in my coffee this morning.
David: You shouldn't mix berocca and coffee that would taste terrible!
Christian: No dude, I mean I had my ass pounded like a freight train and can't walk straight, duh.
David: Oh I get it, the coffee is your butt, and berocca is a black man's penis. You gay guys crack me up with your crazy words.
Scenario 2
Mary: (on a crowded train) Wow I got some serious berocca in my coffee last night.
Julia: Oh yeah, who's the lucky barista?
Stranger: Do you girls mind!? I don't need or want to hear about how much berocca you got last night. Jeez.
by Cantbedave July 12, 2010
Get the berocca in my coffeemug. A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.
C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.
C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013
Get the Coffee Cakemug. by Daniana October 6, 2010
Get the Coffee Beansmug. Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )
by Smurf And Waterbug September 17, 2010
Get the California Coffee Breakmug. by Mr_Brawler February 6, 2013
Get the coffee kool-aidmug. by Dennis Oney March 6, 2004
Get the Columbus Coffee Shotmug.