An annoying, pretentious, condescending way of saying "obviously". Used primarily in contexts where the subject in question is not actually obvious. Pronounced, essentially, by faking a cough before saying "obviously".
"Did you hear that 'Avatar' beat 'Titanic' for biggest gross in the international box office?"
"Cobviously! 'Titanic' only made $1.242 billion!"
"Cobviously! 'Titanic' only made $1.242 billion!"
by NickPo March 2, 2010
Get the cobviously mug.A very old or decrepit vagina usually contains cobwebs and feels like sandpaper, Usually possessed by mothers who are 40 and over.
by Poonanisrock October 13, 2009
Get the Cobswallow mug.Technically, a carnivorous pitcher plant that grows in California mountain swamps.
Informally, refers to seductive but dangerous women who practice cannibalism.
Informally, refers to seductive but dangerous women who practice cannibalism.
by hunterosnark February 4, 2010
Get the cobra lily mug.A biker gang originating from Nashville, TN. Members of the Cobros have been known to cruise up and down Broadway on their Huffies after consuming "Honky Tonk Lemonade". Despite "bikers" bad reputations, the Cobros contributed many hours after the "100 year flood" which took place in May of 2010
Rambro, the leader of the Cobros, pulled a sweet wheelie on his way to J. Doug Barleycorn's plantation.
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Get the cobble drop mug.A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".
I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.
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