Mr. & Mrs. Coffin

The couple sitting next to you in the theater who coughs a lot while you are trying to watch the movie.

Hey, Mr. & Mrs. Coffin, I feel bad for you that you are coughing a lot, but, buy some cough medicine, or stay home and watch a video! You are annoying the Hell out of me, I can't concentrate on the movie (can you?), and I don't want your fricken cold or whatever it is!

by Ann Oydd, sitting next to you July 9, 2006

bitch coffee

99% of the coffee sold at Starbucks.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.

Jake orders a cup of coffee. Brad does the same.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.

Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.

by hellomimoto August 16, 2010

Y-Shaped Coffin

A term referring to a coffin specially made for a person who died with their legs spread wide. Such a person had presumably died during a sexual act and rigor mortis had set in before the victims legs could be closed.

Yeah, he's such a whore he'll be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.

by Juju and Tree man October 6, 2005

Make Coffee

Office code for sex and spending the night with a new love interest. Derived from, "stayed the night...we made coffee in the morning."

Coworker 1: "Elizabeth, How was your date last night?"
Coworker 2: "It was GOOOOOOD :)"
Coworker 1: "Did you make coffee?"
Coworker 2: "ummmm...Yeah"
Coworker 1: "So was it gooooood?"

by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008

mr coffee

The act of urinating on someone with the thick, steamy, fragrant, dark, 'first of the morning' urine while they sleep. Usually starts off with a drip drip, then quickly becomes full stream. Much like brewing hot coffee, it really wakes you up.

I stood over my sleeping girlfriend this morning , pulled my wang out of my boxers and gave her a "Mr Coffee".

by Honduh Chicken March 11, 2008

Coffee Bean

Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.

1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!

2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.

3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.

4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?

5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?

6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.

by Jesus of Nazareth King of Kings April 26, 2006

coffee bean

A Black woman's clitoris regardless of size.

"Ohhh- weee look at that phat coffee bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin bean juices. Thang huge as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out! Thuck, I can't wait!"

by atm TJ July 30, 2019