Clock

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.

Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks

by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020

clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

Clock It

A phrase used when arguing or agreeing with someone stating a fact against someone else while being extremely right in the argument.
Or used as saying shut up to someone.

Emma - “Girl that’s why your boyfriend left you for me”
Jasmine - “CLOCK IT”

by anonymous June 19, 2024

cogsworth the clock

a character in beauty and the beast. man turned to clock. a crazy tale. good nickname for a cody.

: “o my what is that”
: “me? o i’m cogsworth the clock”

by doopscooppoop May 4, 2020

Clock

Abrir un programa que no querías abrir
Sinónimo de malclickar

"He hecho clock en el Autocad"

by megustaelagua November 8, 2020

Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

Bucky Alarm Clock

Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.

“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”

“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”

by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018