Clocked

Someone who is stupid or acts like it

What is this guy doing. Hes so clocked

by Instilix December 7, 2025

11 o clock

When it’s past 11 o clock Michael whips out his cock.

oh no it’s past 11 o clock! Michael is going to rape me!

by Gibby boy February 28, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

Clocked

You got knocked the hell out

“I clocked his dumbass”
“It was crazy bro he got clocked”

by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021

Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

Hoe o' clock

The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.

Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!

by Hi Im fat May 23, 2020

Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it

damn she clocked his shit.

by anonymous October 18, 2021