Christmas tail

the male genital organ
fuck stick penis

I have a rash under my Christmas tail.

by Whenyougetpizza December 20, 2019

Christmas

A complete and udder waist of time

why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas

by BigDragon33 December 31, 2019

christmas

a time when many family members, including your great-great-aunt that you haven't seen for 12 months, all gather together to get stuff and eat food. whether you celebrate it for the religion or not, it's still nice to get presents. we're humans, we're greedy.

i hope i don't have to see my great-great-great-great-great-aunt-mary for christmas. she always makes raisin cookies that taste like raccoon fur.

by thedefinitionofme May 6, 2020

Christmas Butt

When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.

Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.

by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020

Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina

1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off

by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020

christmas

literally like the best holiday ever like seriously november? thank you next. but for real christmas best vibe best decorations food and presents and snow and best movies like fr

christmas is the best holiday

by just vibing November 10, 2020

christmas

one day a year thats supposed to celebrate some guys birthday but no one gives a shit about him and everyone just cares about presents. most of christmas has just been hyped up by companies tryinv to make a profit, but who doesnt love it?!

i bloody love christmas!
ho ho fucking ho!

by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020