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Christian Kelly

Is a Guy whith a 4 inch penis and is a considered a Bich.
man :Fuck you bich
girl:You Christian Kelly
by ooooofoooooofer January 14, 2019
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Christian Pastelini

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"
by El Señor April 20, 2017
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Christian teta

Wow look at Christian teta he is sex man
by WJM123 November 7, 2020
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Christian Rubio

by BigPPman09 November 21, 2018
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Christian Saludo

A person with ectreme gingivitis, likes Yugi-Oh, and his mottto is "I dont even fucking care anymore"
Person 1: Hi Christian

Christian Saludo; "I dont even fucking care anymore"
by Bummmmmmmmmmmmm October 8, 2011
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American Christianity

American Christianity
A·mer·i·can Chris·ti·an·i·ty
/əˈmerəkən/ˌkrisCHēˈanədē/

(noun)
{a religion “loosely” based on the person and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, or its beliefs and practices.}

explanation
Where it differs from real Christianity is in its teachings to hate other religions and sexual preferences it does not tolerate. Whereas in real Christianity, it is taught to Love Thy Neighbor, it is the opposite in American Christianity.

Racism is also very prevalent in American Christianity. A defining feature of American Christianity is its point to make Jesus into a white male with blue eyes. Which makes this religion border on the teachings of Nazism.
1. He went abroad to preach American Christianity to the heathen. 2. John has converted to American Christianity.
by That's why your dead December 7, 2020
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playing it christian

The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.
I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.
by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 17, 2009
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