cellphoneafile

It's when someone annoyingly dials and/or texts your cell phone. They finger fuck their own cell phone to try and get you to answer their multiple phone calls or reply to their repeated texts.

Often referred to as "blowing my phone up"!

Lilly: This asshole got my number off my facebook wall and he is cellphoneafileing me!

Cassi: What do you mean?

Lilly: He's is a is finger fucking his phone to death more than a pedafile on a playground does!

Cassi: Hahaha i get it!

by Lilly Devilin January 7, 2012

cellebrity

a cell phone user who thinks he or she is a famous person.

I overheard that cellebrity next to me talking loudly about one inanity or another, but I should have just ignored it.

by [e-mail] December 12, 2012

cellrection

When ones phone bulges from their pocket, appearing to be an erect penis.

Friend 1: Did you see his boner, he's so hot for you!

Friend 2: it was probably just a cellrection.

by Imail May 21, 2014

cellking

Portmanteau of "cell" phone and "sulking"; someone who's getting all upset/butthurt that the person they're calling or texting isn't responding.

"Is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah, he's cellking cuz he's been blowing up Mandy's phone all damn day and she still ain't hit him back yet."

by hunterbehunted May 9, 2015

Cellfish

The act of being a total inconsiderate dick face whose life revolves around their shit box of a cell phone and can't take 2 seconds to take their eyes off their cell phone to notice what's going on around them.

Billy: Hey johnny...

Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY... Johnny...
Johnny: (Keeps playing with cell phone while driving)
Billy: HEY JOHNNY YOU CELLFISH ASSHOLE WE'VE HAD A COP FOLLOWING US WITH HIS CHERRIES ON FOR A MILE

by Teamschitty February 5, 2017

cellblock salad fork

Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.

Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.

by Rws2012ss May 21, 2022

cellulite ocean

Someone who has so much cellulite that it jiggles and undulates like the ocean.

I was fucking your mom but before I came i drowned in her "cellulite ocean".

by Mombanger March 10, 2008