Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.
During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.
This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.
During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.
This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.
Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.
by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009
Get the Beef carpaccio mug.When a female repeatedly dips her "carpet" on a defeated opponent's face, generally as a sign of disrespect or dominance. Effectively a female version of the "teabag."
As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.
As with the "V Bag" this is mostly used in the gaming community by female players who have defeated a disrespectful or arrogant opponant. A way of putting gamer jerks in their place.
by the lordbaddkitty April 27, 2009
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by SFHS Ray April 5, 2009
Get the Carpet Bagger mug.by FlyNiggaTy February 19, 2010
Get the Carpet Muncher mug.When you take a shit on a public restroom floor. similar to that of doing the "helicopter" but going number 2 instead of 1. normally the center of the room is ideal so that everyone coming into the bathroom can witness your raid on terror. or you can go for the silent approach and drop it in the stall leaving a pleasant suprise
bro 1: dude i just did a helicopter in the ampm bathroom
bro 2: fuck ya bro ill go finish it up with a carpet bomb!
bro 1: hahaha!
bro 2: hahaha!
bro 2: fuck ya bro ill go finish it up with a carpet bomb!
bro 1: hahaha!
bro 2: hahaha!
by CgT87 December 9, 2011
Get the Carpet Bomb mug.Carpet Snake is when a girl has a landing strip and a frighteningly long and floppy clit which resembles a snake
by OG TWIDDLEDIDDLES April 9, 2015
Get the Carpet Snake mug.when a girl finds a piece of wood with a lot of splinters on it and masterbates really hard until she bleeds
jane- hey john i was really bored last night so i gave myself a dirty carpenter! it hurt like shit!
john-what the fuck?
john-what the fuck?
by i<3men!!!! February 23, 2011
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