I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

66 come on my crits

When you got nuin better to say and you don’t want to shout racist words because you died to some baaawsheet

Friend 1: Ffs you just got us all killed from a most wanted
Friend 2: 66 come on my crits

by 66crits November 9, 2020

Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Sto come na seccia

‘Seccia’, commonly referred to as cattlefish in Abruzzi, Italy, describe the moment when an individual is full of alcohol, like the ‘seccia’ with its ink.

The proper evolution of ‘Seccia’ is ‘Cannolicchio’. It is believed that no men could be a ‘Cannolicchio’ two days in a row. It is very common to stay Seccia few days in a row, especially when a 2X1 is attended on Thursday, anticipating the weekend.

Bro, sto come na seccia
Hey man, you were a seccia but now you are a proper cannoliccchio after this Negroni

Hombre, I was una seccia tonight: il mito è accresciuto.

by luxguy December 10, 2022

come out your face

1. Social media wise: stop being nam internet thug talking and acting hard woth a keyboard behind a screen and being tough all in your head.
2. Real life and reality wise: stop talking tough and throw your hands up and fight already.
3. Combination of definition 1 & 2: Less talk, more action

The entire school was surprised when the new kid got tired of being bullied and told his bully to come out your face and proceeded to knock his bully out with a three piece combo punch

by Sith life December 3, 2021

When the Cows Come Home

at some unspecified time in the future, perhaps never.

Raymond will repay all the money he owes. That will probably happen when the cows come home.

by Geraldinexxx January 12, 2012

coming out

It means when you find out or choose to be gay or lesbian.

"Mom, Dad, I'm coming out of the closet ..."
" Its okay, we don't love you any less. : )"

by Nice Guy101 January 16, 2016