dog closet

A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.

Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!

by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021

stink closet

Half bathroom used strictly for pooping.

Don’t go in the stink closet, I had Taco Bell for lunch!

by 461 July 8, 2021

lexis...closet

Loves her fans ❤️ awesome fanpage! Swag 😎

I love lexis...closet

by lexis...closet October 29, 2021

Stone Closer

Clutch Performer, coming from behind to finish 1st in a competition.

Jim's a Stone Closer, his fantasy football team always trails early then scores alot of points late to lead him to victory. .

by Stonecloser January 10, 2023

satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.

that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.

yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.

by Pure69 April 29, 2011

Homeless Man's Closet

When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.

Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?

Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?

by Miles Faggerton September 5, 2015