professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

poopy butthole

and toilet paper gets stuck up your ass with a shit attached to it then it gets sucked up so toilet paper and shit is up your ass

i had a poopy butthole happen yesterday

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.

This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. It’s leaks to your butt cheeks and slicks the hair back like an ole Italian hair cut.

My girlfriend was slobbering so hard on my knob. That it leaked to my cheeks and slicked the hair back like an old Italian gangster cut. Giving me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

Fancy Butthole

When you get so tired/fatigued to the point of not making any sense and almost making intoxicated type of decisions/conversation.

Fancy butthole. (Gemma has been awake for 36 hours and is talking about how she wishes she had miniature dinosaurs as pets)
“What are you talking about Gemma, are you fancy buttholing right now??”

by bekala0 February 19, 2023

Chicken Butthole

A Spolied Brat

Stop Being A Chicken Butthole

by Rogell February 19, 2023