spread it like peanut butter jelly

Spread the love.

Spread it like peanut butter jelly.
Do it like I owe you some money.

by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018

peanut butter and crack sandwich

A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.

Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
"
Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"

by Jay4202 July 15, 2006

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

Butter Mind

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) mind.
i.e. A dumb and hot girl.

Man: "Dude, look at that chick, she's smokin'"
Man 2: "I have to agree, but haven't you heard? She's a butter mind."

Hot Girl: "Hoi guys..wanna go play on the highway?"

by edman1905 April 18, 2010

Butter my Mash

Phrase.

1) Can be a statement in response to surprising news, akin to "Blow me down with a feather."

2) Can be a great line as a comeback, akin to "Suck my Cock."

Has no real meaning or context.

1)
Person 1: Homosexuality was just criminalised!
You: Well Butter my Mash!

2)
You: Butter my Mash, bitch!

You: Well how about you just go Butter my Mash.

by cheeeeeze December 1, 2010

Peanut Butter Palace

The place were all peanut butter is made for people with foot fetishes.

A slang term for the job of someone with a foot fetish or peanutbutter fetish.

Hey Robert, John and Frank own peanut butter palace now.

by Peanutbutterfoot July 27, 2009

Daddy Butter

A sweet butter with a salty after taste that is excreeted by a dad that is at least 40 years of age. The act of making daddy butter involves a ritual performed "shaking hands" in a basement for hours with your dad.

"I can't believe it's not daddy butter!"

"I can't wait to make daddy butter later!"

"Butter...DAD!"

by DjRapeClinic January 5, 2012