burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

by Boom man July 8, 2016

senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher who has a hatred against chickens and other animals with feathers, or anything that breathes (plz do not mistaken for a penis)

"Senōr Burrito was being hateful once again today"

by howdy_all_yall October 2, 2018

Burrito bang

Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to

Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!

by MasterOfTides August 19, 2023

Swap Burritos

When a couple gives each-other oral in less that 10 minutes since you ate burritos.

boyfriend - so you want to swap burritos?
girlfriend - it might make me puke
boyfriend - thats ok

by RAZONBRAND September 26, 2014

burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time

Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

Korean Burrito

When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.

My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.

by TreasurerAlex November 22, 2023

Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.

Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?

by Tacosauceman March 29, 2023