Burrito

Unliquified soup in a tortilla

"Babe, did you eat the burritos that were in the fridge??? I'm trying to make soup and can't find them."

by Evil Kermit July 19, 2023

Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck

"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."

by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015

jean burrito

Another name for a canadian tuxedo.

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?

by pringerb December 17, 2011

stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

Space burrito

A fruit roll up with magic mushrooms inside

I just ate a space burrito with my friends.

by sweetbbygrl July 14, 2025

Korean Burrito

When your online friend’s mom travels a long distance to meet up with you for a very sloppy hook up.

My discord friend’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadlephia to give me a Korean Burrito, and now I need to buy a new mattress.

by TreasurerAlex November 22, 2023