Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

Breakfast Of Champs

Waking up after a long night of raging with your friends you all go eat together regardless of time.

After all that vodka let's go to dennys and have breakfast of champs!

by cleatthemeat May 21, 2018

breakfast plagairism

The act of stealing credit for breakfast another person made. Usually this is to gain brownie points with a potential partner in the dating scene.

Joe sent me photos of your cooking as his own. Such breakfast plagairism!

by AMRAP20 July 29, 2018

breakfaster

The coolest person in existence.

BreakFaster is soo cool!

by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020

spring breakship

spring breakship is a word derived from "scholarship", it's basically using the scholarship money that you got from somewhere towards your spring break vacation, aka on alcohol.

Dude I am definitely taking this scholarship as my spring breakship fund

by adamandeveandbeer March 25, 2011

warm breakfast

Waking up your wife/girlfriend in the morning with a face full of gooey warmness.

Delivered a well-placed warm breakfast on my wife's face this morning.

by hk69 October 8, 2013