by Mizzzz February 20, 2009

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell
There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

A type of boxing/street fighting with no padding. Both the knuckles and face bleed, so blood gets from fists to face and vice-versa. There is not an obvious winner since both persons involved are seriously injured on at least one part of their body. However, the person last conscious is usually considered the victor
X: I got in a bloody knuckle fight. My hands are all cut, one of my hands is broken, and so are three fingers on my other hand. Also I got punched in the face that gave me a black eye, and almost ko'd me.
Y: Damn, sounds brutal. You win?
X: Who knows. Both of our hands and faces were messed up and we were both punch drunk
Ex2:
X: I won a bloody knuckle fight with one hit, although that broke my hand
Y: you k.o.'d him with one hit!?
X: yeah, but my hand is shattered my hitting him in the face.
Y: Damn, sounds brutal. You win?
X: Who knows. Both of our hands and faces were messed up and we were both punch drunk
Ex2:
X: I won a bloody knuckle fight with one hit, although that broke my hand
Y: you k.o.'d him with one hit!?
X: yeah, but my hand is shattered my hitting him in the face.
by Darksoul538635375935 December 31, 2016

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.
For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.
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