Black Off

To masturbate whilst so terribly inebriated one experiences memory loss

billy: what does mr. idelpants do after a cocktail or six?

charles: he enjoys locking himself in his room so he can black off.

by the whirling dirvish April 24, 2010

Black Cuddle

a cuddle which lead to the the theft of your wallet, keys or phone from your pockets.

Oi, dude less of the black cuddle and give me my phone!

by thecrazymexican April 11, 2011

Black Fame

1. The ability to become famous overnight with little background or talent.

2. Posting a YouTube video and becoming popular rather quickly.

3. An excessive amount of fame, in which overwhelms your decision-making of which vehicular seat to take.

Phil: Gee, which seat to take?
Gerry: Oh shoot, you've got Black Fame!

by RainbowRoyale May 9, 2011

black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop

Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!

by CSP1213 May 27, 2011

Aaron Black

Invented peanut-butter and the television.

David: Hey who invented the television?
Aaron Black: Me, I also invented peanut-butter.

by dfyrfgjhgsffgnfgn June 7, 2011

Fade to black

To enter a secretive method of operation or service or organization.

...after his service in the military, his records fade to black...

by Secret squirrel February 26, 2013

black barney

A black person wearing a lot of purple

Here comes black Barney

by Kaysea April 2, 2014