Epic Battle

An Epic Battle is when you do a girl doggy style, and then do a Donkey Punch. After that, you do a Houdini. When she turns around, you nut on her face and in her eye. You then proceed to do a Strawberry Shortcake. Once that is complete, you kick her in the shin, and that completes the Angry Pirate. Combining those 4 sexual acts creates the Epic Battle.

Oh my god. Last night, when I was fucking your mom, I did an Epic Battle, and lights came down from the heavens and angels started singing.

by Woodcock Johnson December 28, 2009

man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.

BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"

by Jotaku December 21, 2004

battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.

sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life

by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005

battle scars

the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.

man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.

man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.

by ted sells June 11, 2006

Battle Creek

Many of the local youth complain that there isn't much to do, but that's because they've seemed to have forgotten about the: three movie theaters; ice rink; water park; Beckley road franchise restaurants; shopping mall; downtown boutiques and local restaurants; local lakes and beaches; local parks; Leila Arboretum; etc.
The local youth may complain that Battle Creek is dull, but this is usually the case with any restless teenager in a small city such as Battle Creek, Jackson, etc.

Bri: There's like, literally nothing to do in Battle Creek. I hate it here. I want to move away forever and like live in Los Angeles or Chicago or New York City or something.

Matt: Do you want to go to the ice rink?

Bri: No.

Matt: See a movie?

Bri: No.

Matt: Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings?

Bri: No.

Matt: Go to the beach?

Bri: No.

Matt: Go to the mall?

Bri: No.

Matt: Well shit, maybe you should just move the fuck away so everyone else here can have a chance at happiness!

by igpayatinlay January 11, 2013

Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

fanny batter

the wee white chunky bits like sour milk that u find in between a manky tarts pish flaps!!!

my mate garys got fanny batter breath!!!

by the farm warrior October 12, 2006