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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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bat stick

Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice
'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 6, 2023
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Bat rat

Hi best bat rat how’s it going
by Bug lover September 12, 2021
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corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.
Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.
by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020
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Bat fastard

When somebody with dyslexia is fat
by Rhys bond April 20, 2018
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bat

apparently you can murder furries with this
#BeatAFurryDay
Hey, it’s a furry, brutally beat the shit outta it with your bats!
by he he noob April 8, 2023
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prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes
That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.
by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018
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