The act of punch someone directly at the base of their penis. Unlike getting hit square in the balls or the unfortunate hit to just the head, a base punch ensures both instant and prolonged discomfort.
by Bill Braschke November 16, 2015
Get the Base Punchmug. "Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.
When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.
When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.
by Pimpmeister Flex July 5, 2012
Get the playing the basesmug. 106th base is when you have sex in an elevator with your mums dog whilst your ex ex ex girlfriend is licking your anus and a goat it shuving his dick up your nose
dude 1: you will never guess what!?
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!
dude 2: what?
dude 1: i got to 106th base last night, it just happened when i got in the elevator coming home from work
dude 2: ew man! seriously you let a goat shuv his furry dick up your nose?!
by inboxme April 4, 2010
Get the 106th basemug. spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
Get the Base-Jumpmug. To destroy an object with extreme prejudice in the most heinous way possible without any forethought, as one would when encountering ANY Ace of Base album.
Dude 1: Hey, I heard you bought the new U2 Album,"
Dude 2: Yeah, but it sucked so hard I decided to Ace of Base it with a 12 guage shotgun.
Dude 2: Yeah, but it sucked so hard I decided to Ace of Base it with a 12 guage shotgun.
by CrimsonGuard November 17, 2007
Get the Ace of Basemug. 
by -T 1 T @ N- April 3, 2004
Get the base-ownmug.