Making plans to hang out with someone you didn’t really like but had sex with on a first date, in an attempt to retroactively render yourself less of a slut/player.
"Yeah, we did it on the first date. But we’ve been backdating, so I can still say I’ve never slept with anyone I went out with less than three times … "
by aboredlawyer June 26, 2008
Get the backdating mug.The no-win scenario in which anal sex is suggested with your partner. Specifically:
1.How you can posit the endeavor with a reasonable expectation of success.
2. How your partner can decline in a polite and indirect (yet firm) manner.
3.Whether things might be weird afterword.
1.How you can posit the endeavor with a reasonable expectation of success.
2. How your partner can decline in a polite and indirect (yet firm) manner.
3.Whether things might be weird afterword.
So I tried the Backdoor Maru with my girlfriend.
How'd that work out for ya?
She said she wanted to try it but then all of a sudden she was afraid. of course I said I'd be gentle.
Of course, but that didn't work, did it?
No. Then I reminded her that I bought special lube, condoms, and even a guidebook. She then reminded me that she had mexican for dinner, but we tried it anyway.
Nice work! So how was it?
As it turns out she likes it... but I don't.
Yeah, that's the Backdoor Maru for ya.
How'd that work out for ya?
She said she wanted to try it but then all of a sudden she was afraid. of course I said I'd be gentle.
Of course, but that didn't work, did it?
No. Then I reminded her that I bought special lube, condoms, and even a guidebook. She then reminded me that she had mexican for dinner, but we tried it anyway.
Nice work! So how was it?
As it turns out she likes it... but I don't.
Yeah, that's the Backdoor Maru for ya.
by Mendicantwriter November 1, 2009
Get the Backdoor Maru mug.Wow that Austin Ryan Smith fella is a band kid!!! He says “boii what are thoossee!?!? Respect the drip Karen oh it’s t pose Tuesday!!! Keanu reeves chungus!!!!
by Seattleboy54 May 27, 2020
Get the Band Kid mug.A game closely resembling Guitar Hero, released for a variety of systems, most famously Xbox and PS2, which uses controllers shaped like guitars, drums and a microphone.
The game is fun for everyone, but seems to be designed so that actual musicians suck at it. The only places where actual musicians prevail is the expert level on vocals and drums, which, unlike the bass and guitar parts, are quite realistic.
Sometimes, groups of morons will actually come to believe they really can play guitar when they manage "Through Fire and Flames" on expert difficulty. However, this is a rare instance for two reasons. One is that that task is damn near impossible. Two is that most people with an IQ sufficient to play the game are too smart to have that happen to them.
Fortunately, there is a happy medium in both musicians and gamers who can just enjoy it instead of turning it into a retarded debate.
The game is fun for everyone, but seems to be designed so that actual musicians suck at it. The only places where actual musicians prevail is the expert level on vocals and drums, which, unlike the bass and guitar parts, are quite realistic.
Sometimes, groups of morons will actually come to believe they really can play guitar when they manage "Through Fire and Flames" on expert difficulty. However, this is a rare instance for two reasons. One is that that task is damn near impossible. Two is that most people with an IQ sufficient to play the game are too smart to have that happen to them.
Fortunately, there is a happy medium in both musicians and gamers who can just enjoy it instead of turning it into a retarded debate.
by Al Golston November 5, 2011
Get the Rock Band mug.Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.
by Biggest oof October 30, 2018
Get the Kaneland Band mug."Why aren't there any clouds in the sky Tre?"
"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"
"What is Gods favorite band?"
"Green Day!"
"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"
"What is Gods favorite band?"
"Green Day!"
by GI.Joe July 12, 2017
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