naked head bandit

A man doesn’t use condoms.

Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”

by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018

butt digging bandit

someone who digs in peoples asses without permission

carter found out that brody is the butt digging bandit when he saw him dig in peoples asses

by sensei jackie chan September 15, 2025

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023

Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

bradman bandits

its simply the bradman bandits

"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"

"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"

by Emini123 October 20, 2022

anti-bandit

one who instead of taking objects from the scene of the crime leaves minor inconviences for others to clean up

dude, did you hear.....the anti-bandit struck again; this time he left ink and cigarette butts in the stairwell

by kbrow May 13, 2010

blowpop bandits

a group of 6 girls which is the shiznit!!they rock at tping so beware!!!they are non floozies

the blowpop bandits don't like don!

by don henry August 3, 2004