brady

brady is the most amazing guy that you'll ever meet. He is athletic and smart and will always make you laugh. He gets all the girls and to be his girlfriend means that your lucky.

1. Brady is the best boyfriend ever.

by gagbswjdjj January 28, 2017

Zucchini Bread

Code name for marijuana in text messages.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, you got any zucchini bread for tonight?
Stoner 2: Yea man, I got a whole loaf.

by Sneeky J April 28, 2010

Blompkernickle Bread

Bread or Loaf Commonly found alongside a road , or wide path. Usually the blompkernickle Bread is left behind by the Infamous Tiffany Blom in large diaper like sacks. possibly cloth diapers made at home by her mom.

That was quite the Blompkernickle bread that girl left behind while running.

by Bottachelli November 18, 2009

Tom Brady

Another term for getting a Blowjob or Handjob, beacuse the girl is “deflating your balls” as Tom Brady did during a season.

Jimmy: Yo bro, She gave the meanest Tom Brady last night!
Anthony: No way dude, Thats sick!

by Cobra2K65 November 27, 2017

lazy Tom Brady

To use a rifle mounted grenade launcher (a noob tube) to shoot across a map on an online game and get a random kill.
This is most frequent in the games, Modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2, or a real life bad ass.

Damn dude, i fuckin lazy Tom Bradied that shit and got a double kill. that was a good lazy tom brady

by i couldnt find another name January 24, 2010

Tom Brady

One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.

Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"

Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
---------------------------------------------------------------------
football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."

football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."

by patsfan21 October 20, 2009

Brady Hair

Brady Hair - The Legendary hair, of a Legendary man. A masculine cut but a beauty and shine that is admired by all. Woman would kill to have hair as lush as his own. Having a "Brady" cut will make you the the God of sexy hair.

"I just spent $500 dollars at the salon and i still don not have as amazing hair as Brady Hair."

- Anonymous Girl

by namenuj September 6, 2011