Backstretch Battles

A series of straight-line racing games on the platform Roblox where drivers try to survive and crash eachother out with a battered history of toxic users.

One of the recent games, Backstretch Battles: Remastered was temporarily shut down over legal issues with the community Stunod Racing due to it's usage of copyrighted artwork from the site.
I can't even play Backstretch Battles anymore, man. The drivers are so fucking bad at doing anything.
by DerpyChilisEmployee December 13, 2021
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The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
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emma battles

Woah , she's so pretty, she must be an emma battles.
by jdsasdsds April 19, 2018
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When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.
Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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jerk battle

A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.
“Hey toddler! Wanna have a jerk battle?”

“Hah! You busted first! I’m the jerk battle champ!”
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
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A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
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The game where you can be a racer where people WILL HIT YOU ON THE REAR MAKE YOU SPIN AROUND 1 MILLION TIMES WHILE SAYING HAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahhAHhaHAHahHAh EZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZEZ EEZE ZE E E ZEZEEZE EZE ZE
by TheManWhoHasNoIdea July 28, 2021
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