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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Bats

A grumpy old man who doesn’t like the modern generation and can be clever at times and dumb at others.
“Don’t let Bats chuck your phone in the fire!”
“No he is very grumpy
by KingSamwich06 December 8, 2019
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Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat
by Peenweener May 7, 2021
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bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.
He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Bats

Slang for xanax particularly in bar form .
"Hey tony, Did you pick up those bats?"
by Akeyna February 10, 2019
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Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.
Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!
by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
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