Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.

"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."

by Canonboyo April 2, 2013

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Pain in the arse

Samuel Launiere

Samuel Launiere in the biggest pain in the arse

by Hannahx88 December 14, 2019

Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally and engineer on a construction site that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.

Engineer: "that wall looks good you get the weepholes in ok"

Junior engineer: "them weepholes in that wall are wrong and not where they should be, I just bodged them to make them look good"

Engineer: "you rough arsed git"

by Kill_crazy January 25, 2024

Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

On his arse

A male (female version is on her arse) who is very drunk, to the point where they need looking after, and is probably being sick or can’t walk .

He was on his arse, fucked off tequila

by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019