Alex 

A person who likes a girl but doesn't talk to them. They still live with their parents at the bold age of 22. They like videogames, firtatas, and butt stuff.

Hey, I heard Brian call Jacob an "Alex" . He must like firtatas.

Alex by Simp Sauce February 1, 2020

Alex 

abusive asshole. will leave marks on you if you walk away during a fight, or talk to your best friend instead of him. will not stop touching you if you ask, and will manipulate you til he can get sexual things. will leave you after two years and find a fuck buddy after 2 days. is a sociopath, abuser, liar, cheater, narcissist and the biggest fuckboy you will ever meet.

did you and Alex break up?
yeah. 2 days ago. he was abusive. and already found a hoe to touch on.

Alex by apparentlyabitch123 November 27, 2018

Alex 

The Cat that will eat your ass with your command. You tell it to feast, and you will have an orgasm.

"Alex! Feast!... UH! UH! YES! OH YES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Alex by Facking_Rats October 12, 2018

Alex 

Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His green eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy sport perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.

Haha I love that Alex, he is so near to perfect it almost feels unreal. I guess it is love!

Alex by LillbambiB December 11, 2016

Alex 

Alex is the prettiest girl you could find.
She is loyal to death and would take a bullet for you.

Alex is the defenition of Loyality.

"Omg he is such a alex"

Alex by Papafrankumyass December 11, 2016

Alex 

Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His green eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy sport perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.

Haha I love that Alex, he is so near to perfect it almost feels unreal. I guess it is love!

Alex by LillbambiB December 11, 2016

Alex 

The sexiest man on Earth. Is charming and possess an enormous IQ. Supposedly faster than Barry Allen and stronger than Clark Kent. Always seems to know what to wear, what to say and how to act.

A proper gentleman with the right bad attitude in bed which girls love about an Alex.

Fun fact is that Alex usually knows Rubiks cube, can juggle and can slam dunk from 10 yards away.

Girl: I met a guy yesterday. I hope he is lika an Alex and can rock my world

Alex by JasonQueenKentWayne December 15, 2016