chocolate coat of arms

1. To shit on another's chest.

2. The act of exiting fecal matter from ones anal cavity upon another's chest. Usually a women's big busty tits.

Becky, have you ever had a chocolate coat of arms?

by Wasted Dub S.A.M. June 14, 2008

The "Billie Joe Strong-Arm"

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the name of punk rocker Billie Joe Armstrong, singer for Green Day whose song "Longview" was partially based on the subject.Also for his habit of polishing the family jewels for his fans at concerts.

I'm gonna go home, grab my dirty mags and do the "Billie Joe Strong-arm" for awhile.

by Nix Eradicatus April 8, 2005

Bite your arm off

This is not aggressive behaviour that a football fan might engage in. In fact it just means that someone is over excited to get something.

"The kids would bite your arm off for an ice cream.

by olx May 23, 2011

el pollo loco arms

A Woman who has hairy arms analogus to the hairy armed women that work in El Pollo Loco.

That girl has "El Pollo Loco arms.

by Paul Lo Verme July 9, 2006

One Arm Yogurt Thrower

Male genitalia. A penis. ( penis )
Throwing yogurt is a reference to ejaculation.

"I bought some viagra for the one arm yogurt thrower"

by 12AA34FF May 13, 2006

Go get yourself armed!

The hebrew synonymus for: "go fuck yourself".
Israelis (a very armed nation, as you all know) use the same word ('zdayen') for "arm" and "fuck". And more than this: the word for weapon ("Zain") is the same slang word for 'dick' (also, the name of the 7th letter in hebrew).

a: do you have some 'shekels' (Israeli money) for me?
b: go get yourself armed. last week i'd gave you, you have'nt give me back yet.

a:Last mount i was in millitary serve in Gaza, we gave the Arabs all the weapon.
b: Did you enjoy it?
a: Go get yourself armed, you liberal!

by zlofchad May 13, 2005

a babies arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis.

Wow, that dude Larry, has a humongous dick! It looks like {a babies arm holding an apple!

A snippet of a lyric from the song by the 'Tubes.'

"What do you want from life?"

"A babies arm holding an apple."

by Narvel J. Stimpson December 29, 2015