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Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.
Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!
by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018
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Anal sloshing

Doing small sex when the other is shitting
the girl said she had to shut so the guy said hold on let me anal slosh your shit (anal sloshing)
by Dayton14 July 30, 2018
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Lit anal

During anal, lighting your testicles on fire and finishing on them to cease the flames.
Fares: wanna hangout
Jordy: lit anal
Fares: no u
by jordynou September 2, 2018
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Anal Seepage

The act of losing liquid from your anus due to medications or too many dicks.
Kyyyle suffers from anal seepage and a sandy vagina
by Name1ess June 9, 2018
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Anal S.O.S

Light pressure tappy taps that are applied directly to the b-hole. It’s like tapping a S.O.S button but the button is the anus.
According to experienced users of anal S.O.S the best outcome is proceeded by light pressure taps to the b-hole during a blowy or intercourse and just as your partner is about to cum you push hard and hold…and apparently magic happens… You may see unicorns people.
Variations are allowed…some users may prefer 3 light pressure taps followed by two firm taps and so on…honestly the possibilities are endless. Multiple fingers can be used or a combination of fingers, knuckles, and or a fist…it’s really up to the individual!
While giving a blowy she did a reach around for a little Anal S.O.S.

He was having a hard time cumming so he called out for an Anal S.O.S to help relieve him.

That Anal S.O.S caused quite an explosion.

He was experiencing whiskey dick and called for an Anal S.O.S to help get his penis moving.
by ChandBob April 13, 2023
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anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.
Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?
by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022
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Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022
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