pounding the flounder

For one to have intercourse with a third-wheel.

John should have a sweet night, said he'd even have a go at pounding the flounder! Prim 👌

by TheFlameBurnsWickr September 1, 2016

pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.

Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020

You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

Ten Pound Brown

A Massive analfish that you are shocked even made it out without tearing. A bowl plugger, a brick. Plunger material.

"Dude, i just gave birth to a ten pound brown."

by Rhodeisland11 November 19, 2011