like a kid in a candy store

A state of utter fascination, with many good or tempting things all around you.

In Amsterdam I was surrounded by weed, shrooms, pancakes, and cheap whores. I felt like a kid in a candy store.

by Nick D November 24, 2003

Throwing a sausage down a corridor

When a man penetrates a woman, her vagina is so wide that he doesn't touch the sides with his cock.

A girl with a bucket fanny has "sex" with a man with a slim jim. His cock doesn't touch the sides therefore he's throwing a sausage down a corridor.

by McYak January 17, 2008

like a bull in a china shop

To be like a bull in a china shop is a simile used to describe an extremely rough or dangerous person in a place where gentleness is a must.

It brings to mind the image of a huge rodeo bull exploding into a tiny curio store and throwing his weight around in a beserk rage, annihilating every last teacup.

The huge wrestler burst into the house, knocking pictures off the wall like a bull in a china shop.

by #667 July 15, 2009

a-couple-one-a-dem

Pronounced as one word: acoupleoneadem (a couple one of them)

This phrase is designed to confuse whoever you say this to because a-couple-one-a-dem could be a random amount of what your asking for. Be prepared to explain what the hell your talkin about after using this phrase.

Sentence example 1 : "yo let me get a-couple-one-a-dem swishers my good asian man"

Example 2: "I'm leaving the club wit a-couple-one-a-dem ho's tonight dog!"

by trillatrey420 October 11, 2012

once a cheater always a cheater

A man/woman who cheats will definitely cheat again. If they do it once why wouldn’t they do it again? Cheating is a lifestyle, once you’re in you can’t get out. ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER!!! PERIODTTT

Becky: I think I wanna get back with Treyvonte
Mark: NO BECKY! once a cheater always a cheater!
lomere: Never go back to a cheating ass nigga!

by lukadiheadquarters January 28, 2020

a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode

From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"

by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009

like a whore in a candy shop

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing

guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

by hugh j. rack April 8, 2010