Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024

Roll of Shame

A method of escaping a failed bench press by rolling the weight forward on the legs and pushing it to the floor. It’s shameful because the person didn’t use a spotter.

He thought he was too good for a spotter and that resulted in him doing the roll of shame

by TheKnight6353 October 16, 2022

sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.

"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

Shame Sauce

The shameful additional sauce that you add to a sandwich underneath the contents of the sandwich due to the top contents sticking to the top bun.

“I didn’t put enough (insert sauce type here), time to add the shame sauce.”

by Shameful Mustard October 22, 2025

Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

Shame syrup

The unfortunate discharge that follows a shameful hookup.

“Can you believe the amount of shame syrup he has?”
“His dick was covered in shame syrup after that teacher-student affair.”

by Vikit June 1, 2024

Gray-Shaming

Thou shall have prejudice against the magnificent shade of Gray.

"Hey broski, don't discriminate against Invader Zim. That's gray-shaming!"

by MilfLord01 April 26, 2024