Alabama Cold Shower

Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.

Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea

Step two: add ice

step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours

Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"

The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless

(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)

Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind

The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"

by Erutious August 16, 2010

pre-shower

the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.

Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart

Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower

Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.

Dude: i feel you

by sandwix June 23, 2008

dirty shower curtain

A male with long hair lies on his back on his bed with his hair hanging to the floor. The female lays exposed on the floor and let's his hair tickle her beaver.

I bet those homeless people do the dirty shower curtain

by Ballislyfe May 2, 2015

Misty Shower

When a person is giving you a blow job while you are vaping, and right before you cum you blow a cloud of vapor in his or her face, then proceed to cum on his or her face through the vapor.

“Hey Susie, do you mind if a vape while you give me head?”
“You better not. I won’t keep doing this if you keep giving me misty showers.”

by russianpeeparty March 30, 2018

jamacian shower

To seal off the bathroom with towels so no air escapes and running the shower while smoking weed. It increases the experience by expanding the smoke.

Shit, that jamaican shower was fuckin sweet! I'm still trippin!

by Mr. Moe March 31, 2005

Dark Shower

Taking a shower without any lights or candles on either by yourself or with others.

The best way to get to know somebody is by taking a dark shower together!

by Lo_Lo April 8, 2011

Generational Shower

When a father takes his son into the shower with him, and the son sees his father's dick and remembers it forever. A method of making your son always think you are better than him.

I can't fight my dad, when I was 5 we took a generational shower and I know he is more man than me.

by Pod Awful April 24, 2011