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smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.
by Brian E January 20, 2004
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tea tard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.
Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.

It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.
by Kirks Monkey February 22, 2010
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e-tarded

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!
I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!
by Joel S. February 7, 2006
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viet-tard

Fucking Vietnamese piece of mfucking shit, who steals money from the bread shop, and uses to get a high at Cabramatta. Often hates communists if resides in a country outside Viet-Dump.
Fucking Viet-tards try to kill me with pho!
by Yollato June 28, 2009
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E-Tard

Someone who is acting like a retard online
King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!
by King G July 12, 2005
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greasy tard

A greasy tard is a person who is extremly and mentally stupid/ and or ugly.
They dont shower and are greasy skids.
1.Dillon is a greasy tard.
2.Peter criss is a greasy tard.
3.james is also a greasy tard.
by Mark st johns mother April 24, 2005
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e-tard

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.
Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"
by OBrex05 August 30, 2009
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