status ruiner

A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.

Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014

john status

The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position

Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.

by mcjenks May 8, 2014

Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014

status takeback

When a person deletes their facebook status after someone proves them wrong

Did you see her status?
No
Oh she must've done a status takeback

by hopdog February 1, 2015

scream status

A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.

Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.

*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.

by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017

status

A new form of communication invented by slay queens

She blocks you and broadcast her problems to all her contacts and then ask her besties why you don't seem to understand what her status mean.

by Zimmarish October 30, 2018