Fruity Man Club

The ultimate club for fruity men, started by a man whos name is so unique that its a derivative of, Joe, but sounds more, well, fruity. The only way to join this club is to carve the initials F.M.C. into your head and rock it like Angry Black Man on youtube rocks his man tits of steel.

Founder: Wanna join the FMC
A Bro: Whats that
Founder: No clue
A Bro: Fruity man club maybe?
Founder:... yes
(Bro walks away)

by lolOSAMADIEz May 25, 2011

Pack Man Bitch

1)A young fun loving whore or bitch.

2)A woman who goes from man to man socially and intimately just as the video game character Pack Man swallowing dots. Often called gold diggers, manipulators, and succubus's, this woman is highly subversive and must be controlled at all costs.

1. Marj is such a pack man bitch. She hooked up with a couple guys within a month after breaking up.

2. Tila Taquilla

by Royal321 November 4, 2010

White Man's Handshake

A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.

Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.

Boy 2: Wow...

by Sheepdog October 12, 2012

Little baby man

Adjective, Anyone named marisa. Used as a mick name to anyone younger than you.

You are a little baby man.

by ... the man August 3, 2020

White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music

For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.

by thesmallC September 28, 2011

MAN CLAN CARD

A secret society of men who in the normal course of life exude extreme masculine traits - whether desirable or not. These men truly believe that expressing these extreme macho, testosterone behaviors will quell their own insecurities. Metro-sexual men are banned from this society. You can tell a card holding "Man Clan" member by his disdain for the color pink, total avoidance of restaurants that serve quiche, the empty beer cans rolling around the bed of their truck, the implementation of "booger shooting" i.e. holding one nostril and rapidly exhaling through the nose instead of using a kleenex, the layer of grease under their nails, and the over-sized off road vehicles, not to mention the fact that they go out of their way to themselves and others to "prove" that they are the ultimate in masculinity. They will totally embrace irrational stubborn stupidity to preserve their man clan status.

Egregious acts of kindness, sensitivity, house cleaning, cooking, will ban a Man-Clan member for life. This ceremony involves the member to be dressed in pink, and the traditional burning of the "Man Clan Card".

by beentheredonehim June 24, 2010

Hy-man Phun

Term for female classical Asian musician who can't play well or just isn't that interesting of a musician. Term is also a play on Asian names, like the name "Fook Mi" from Austin Powers' Goldmember. Can be a noun or adjective.

Person one: "How was the Brahms concert? Was it good or was it by one of those Hy-man Phun types?"

Person two: "Oh it was one of those types: all face making and no real music."

by anactualasianperson January 6, 2010