Optometrist Love

Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.

Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?

We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.

by Budew Hater October 12, 2018

Love Moonlighting

gerund or present participle: moonlighting
have a second relationship in addition to one's original relationship.

She already have a husband and now she also have a boyfriend. She must be good in love moonlighting

by Trunks Castillote September 17, 2022

Love

The definition of love is Hellen Keller

"Oh look there's love in the air"

"Be careful Hellen Keller from above"

by SenpaiPotato 1337 error_404 March 17, 2017

mother in love

a husbands dad has a live in girl friend but not married that you like is a mother in love.

I'm going over to give my mother in love a present.

by wordsmith21502 April 23, 2017

skidmark love

when a girl takes off her filthy panties and places the skidmark over her lovers nose and pushes down on it while riding his hard cock.

those two are into skidmark love.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Love

The only way for Pog gamers to acquire this achievement is by downloading sex with Hitler simulator on steam.

Pog gamer1: I finally made love yesterday!
Pog gamer2: Did you download Sex with hitler simulator?

by Kakboll March 17, 2022

tokyo love

When you like someone when they are taken and stop when they break up and start liking you

These two had tokyo love

by The tokyo lover June 18, 2018