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19 dollar sex

SSome 19 dollar fortnite sex card..
Who wants it..P??? BANGG... (/"&no more sex)("
Mum: U fat cunt why r u playing roblox, when i juswt bought u a 19 dollar sex card, and fortnite card, the man said who wants iiiy.. SHARE SAHRE

Son: mummy i am black
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sex

its like when you kno whats hapoening but you jsut dont and like you wanna do it but you cant
guy: wanna sex????
girl: no
guy: not surprised (proceeds to cry)
by info man!!!!!!!! September 6, 2021
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Sex

Something people need to keep off this site
by CreatorConnie June 8, 2021
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Sex

I was sitting in first hour when my teacher Mr. Gansheroff was passing out grades on our latest test. When he gave me my test, I was apalled. I had an F! Also on the test there was a little note in red ink that said, “See me after class.”

And so, after the bell rang, I went up to Mr. Gansheroff. He just looked at me and said, “Yes?”

“Uh-uh-uh…your note said for me to see you after class?” I stuttered.

“Ah yes. You know…there is one certain way I like to use on especially pretty girls.” He smirked at me and I blushed, gulped, and held my breath. It is true that I have D cup melon boobs, a bubble butt, and an hourglass figure.

“W-w-w-what is it?” I asked.

He replied, “Hold on.” He opened his drawer and reached into it. He pulled out a paddle and a freaking vibrator!

I spoke pointing at the vibrator, “Is that…”

“Don’t worry,” Mr. Gansheroff interrupted. “ I don’t have a 2nd or 3rd hour.”

“That…wasn’t what I was asking. I was asking is that vibrator.”

Oh yeah.”

I blankly stared at the vibrator. Before I knew it, Mr. Gansheroff slammed me up against the wall by the neck and started kissing me real hard with his tongue all the way down my throat. I was actually aroused. I decided to see how far I can get my tongue in his mouth.
Sex
by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
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Sex

To have a vape shesh with the boys in a public school bathroom.

Commonly used in the northern Wisconsin region.
by Mr. Builder January 30, 2024
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Sex

Jason: Did you really search up 'sex' on urban dictionary?
Caleb: Uhh Umm
by boredassstudent April 28, 2023
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Craddy sex dungeon

A MASSIVE labyrinth hidden under a school where Micheal craddock drags little kids to if they misbehave and they’re never let out
There are 53 known entrances to the craddy sex dungeon
by Stephen Crole-Rees June 27, 2025
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