Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

Assholionic-Dislocatiactric Syndrome

A word made up for a problem in the genetic code. Also known as ASS.
It makes the victim's buttocks spread apart within the span of 4-6 months due to constant gay sex and/or anal sex.
There are no cures as of 17th September, 2025

Nick was confirmed to have Assholionic-Dislocatiactric Syndrome last week!

by blitzisgud September 17, 2025

Rainbow Syndrome

Extreme urge to go out caused by refusal to do so with your friends the night before. Often leads to drinking at inappropriate hours and attempting to convince everyone around to come out.

Why is Charlie drunk in the morning?- He has got the rainbow syndrome, did not go clubbing with us last night.

by kultuhtu December 13, 2017

Jerald Syndrome

noun a psychological tendency in which an individual is unable to emotionally detach from a former romantic partner, often characterized by persistent rumination about the past relationship and repeated attempts to rekindle it.

My boi Jerald seems to be struggling with Jerald Syndrome lately, but to be honest I think he just wanna fuck.

by BIGASSCC September 28, 2025

Havana Syndrome

No a real thing. Are you seriously trying to make up a new mental illness to hide the thing I'm talking about.

Hym "My co-worker came into the kitchen last night to repeat MY EXACT CRITICISM of how people were treating the retard. On camera. It's happened several times ON CAMERA. It isn't 'Havana syndrome.' There's no magic space weapon. The thing that is happening to me. Was happening to multiple people. I put words to it. And now you're dealing with the fall out. If they try to push the Havana syndrome narrative again, start killing children immediately."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Last Season Syndrome

The final season of a television show being terrible/underwhelming.

Bob: "Hey man, did you catch the final season of Game of Thrones?"
Adam: "Yeah man, it was terrible. Season case of Last Season Syndrome."

by Messiah17 August 2, 2022

Rad Runner Syndrome

Driver who will go extreme lengths just to get a Rad Runner bike.

The kwasia wants the Rad Runner again, he probably has Rad Runner Syndrome.

by JTRipped99 October 12, 2023