by DankieDank December 14, 2009

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

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by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
