Second Day Syndrome

The condition whereby on the second day of being back at work/college after a holiday and/or long break you are a lot more fatigued and generally more unhappy than you were on the first day of being back at work/college.

I was feeling a lot better being back at work yesterday than today, must be second day syndrome.

by Jonnycrl January 7, 2020

Cisco syndrome

What happens to you when you drink more than one bottle of Cisco, which is cheap, fortified wine.

I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

fpcd syndrome

fpcd syndrome is a syndrome where devout christians who begin to date other christians undergo "fast paced christian dating syndrome," "fpcd syndrome" or simply "fpcd."

fpcd syndrome normally comes in with proposal 2 weeks after initially dating, and by the 6-8 month period leads to marriage, equivalent to 7 years.

PERSON 1 - "i love you"
PERSON 2 - "i love you too"

**2 weeks later**

PERSON 1 - "will you marry me"
PERSON 2 - "yes"
PERSON 3 - "bro you're going thru fpcd syndrome rn"

by maples sakeyuraski October 9, 2023

Will Syndrome

Unable to think clearly about what you are saying and saying really stupid shit all the time. Some symptoms are being mad retarded, taking forever to respond to simple questions, and defending a retarded point in an argument till your opponent has to admit defeat because your too dumb to understand.

GUY 1: you gonna get on the PlayStation later. GUY 2: ………
GUY 1: hello, you there
GUY 2: ……. Yea ima get on
GUY 1: you have got to have Will Syndrome

by Jeff hüllt January 4, 2022

H.T.M. Syndrome

An odd affliction named after heather theresa miller (H.T.M.) when the affected individual has a sudden need to betray all the traits traits make a person human and decides to use drugs, steal from those who are kind to them tweak 24/7 on someone elses dime but still have the audacity to become so fat they almost block out the sun, in the end only to be choked out on their flying barge by non other than Princess Leia as their own child claps in relief.

Motherfucking fat bitch must have contracted H.T.M. Syndrome! all my silverware is gone and the fridge is empty!

fat tweak bitch cock juggling thunder cunt

by TheTictocMan August 17, 2011

Quiplash Syndrome

Thinking of insulting someone and saying Rishabh instinctively

Because of Quiplash Syndrome i made fun of Rishabh

by rishbahsbd June 28, 2021

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020