National sex day

12 june is the day in which you can have sex with someone even if u are gay or straight, in a relationship or not.

Celebrate sex by having sex.

Lets have sex.

No, wtf.
But its 12 june, the national sex day
Ah, ok.

by MisterNo June 9, 2020

Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.

Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.

by Stephlog June 2, 2024

super sex

sex that is better

420 + 69 = super sex

by bmeth999999 July 15, 2021

Sex

when you put your silly yellow liquid maker inside of someones butt

"i had sex with your mom"

by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 April 22, 2023

sex

it is when mommy and daddy love each other a lot and they hug each other in the bed under the blankets while excitedly jumping up and down and mommy sounds like she is getting hurt but she is just enjoying herself. You should always tell your parents "mommy I like watching videos of sex!"

mom I saw u and dad having sex

by Hotsexy40yrold8yroldlover February 8, 2022

have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

Sex

how the fuck do you not know what this is you fucking virgin????? also, why are people writing wattpad fanfics on here? my eyes are burning.

A: I heard you finally lost your virginity, who'd you have sex with?
B: your mom B)
dont reply with your mom when someone asks how you lost your virginity. i got slapped across my face

by penisman409 November 22, 2022