hickery dickery dock in this cock

its cold in here

maya why tf is it hickery dickery dock in this cock in here. tf u mean its brick dick in this bitch 👨🏿 ✈️

by maeve baszak December 21, 2025

Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch

A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.

I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.

by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025

Aleksander Cum Cocking

Aleksander Cum Cocking is a sexual move where a man inserts his dick into the mouth of a femboy, once the man cums, the femboy spits out the cum onto the cock until it turns wrinkly(like fingers after swimming). After, the man usually takes his semi-dry, dirty nut and shoves it up his rectum to be eaten by the femboy.

Aleksander Cum Cocking could really make me feel better at the moment

by 67er December 28, 2025

Lizard Cock

When a man’s penis has eczema, resembling scales making it appear like a lizard.

When holding a lizard, the man couldn’t differentiate between the scaly, dry reptile and his penis. He then realized he had a sever case of the “Lizard Cock”

by Drewski! December 30, 2025

Cock porch

Big gut over hanging someone's dick

Check out the cock porch on Wayne. He really let himself go.

by Jabroni272 January 6, 2026

Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

Cock Razzler

Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.

the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America

by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025